Professor Farnsworth says, “Whaaa?”

Yes, actual knitting content. Of my own. Real, live, finished objects. It’s no wonder Professor Farnsworth is confused….
First, the boring, but utilitarian.

Mmmm. Socks. Basic 2×2 rib done in ShibuiKnits Sock in the Honey colorway, which I like very much despite my general aversion to all items of clothing of the mustard-yellow variety.
Next, the sentimental, yet [...]