Dear other person in the dorm cafeteria:

I am very sorry I stared fixedly at your back for 10 minutes. I was reverse-engineering your sweater, not engaging in some sort of odd lovelorn behavior.

Or perhaps, on second thought, I do have an unrequited crush on your knitwear.

Either way, I’m not creepy. Really. I promise.


One Response to “Apologies from the sweater stalker”

  1. chemgrrl says:

    Um. I’m not sure that falls under the “not creepy” category. At least in a non-knitter’s mind.

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